The last letter from the WSCPCS

Each week we make the effort to pick up what you so fondly term a newspaper, in the hope that somewhere ("over the rainbow") there might be one, small worthwhile article, of interest to those of us who are not left wing, radical, prejudiced, perverted or just plain pissed. No such luck!! The only things worth reading (an believe us we have examined many issues of Salient with, if not an electron microscope, then at least a McKenzies magnifying glass) is the Letters Column. These letters, usually of the common or garden variety, are most entertaining and informative. We felt that we would add our own little letter to this pile of s**t (Daring language! -Ed). We feel that the best idea for your 'newspaper' is to increase the number of pages and then we could find a use for them in the Varsity loos.