Criticising the Critic

Could you please tell me what the hell your record critic ('spose ev'ryone's gotta have some title) thought he/she/it was doing in that review of Silk Torpedo last week? One thing I like to find out from reviews is whether the bloke liked the record or not. Apparendy that's too much to ask of Peter Simons. I'm not trying to be nasty or anything — perhaps the whole thing was just too much for me, but could stuff like this please be improved on in the future?

There was a record out a while back now which complained about pretty things driving people insane. Peter Simons comes a close second.