Lay-out meeting

There will be a meeting of the layout staff on Thursday 17 July at 2 pm in the Salient office to discuss my new totally ridiculous madcap bureaucratic organisational scheme and to get some ideas on the possible directions the layout could take over the next 8 or so issues. Anybody is invited—you don't have to know anything about the art of layout, as I would go down on my knees and grovel at even the slightest chance of an increase in the paltry turnout which we have experienced so far this year. So make sure you get your arses up here on Thursday. Please??