Giving up politics for Kiwi Piss

Over the last few years, the incidence of "left-wing-ism" in SRC has grown to a point where one now talks of the incidence of "right-wing-ism". The Liberal Leftists so dominate the SRC that anything remotely conservative and/or right wing is immediately revolted against in a true manner, by the audacious libertines, the NCL, the Henderson Robertson (sic! -ED) - Ward clique, and anyone else who feels like an easy kill.

However things, I'm glad to say, are taking a more normal, natural and altogether Right turn. Right-wingers (on the principle that if you're not for something, you're against it, so anti-commies are right-wingers) are on the defence once more, since by definition we don't attack.

Such people as "glibb Gibb and Bright Wright" are daring to do the impossible, defy a force of 300 million Chinese peasants and Victoria students. On the principle (once more) that if you don't condemn Amerikan Capitalist Reactionary Imperialism, you support it, I would like to stale my support. But what can I support? I don't like Kissinger, he has a big nose, so America's out.

Oh but that means I support those liberal wankers, who think because they have a tee-shirt with Mao-Maos written on it they're qualified as self-confessed experts on anything. What about Britain in the death-throes of colonialism, No NZUSA has policy on that. And so it goes on; till the only politics I can support is New Zealand because we don't have any yet. So after profound reflection on the politics of the world, I decided to abandon politics and drink beer. I've been at the pub ever since.