Salient Notes

Staff Notes

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'Salient Divisional HQ'

'Oh hello — look this is Chief Superintendant Sacksen. We have a problem here — two fascists have held up the Studass divisional office and have made off with some important SRC agendas. Kidnap is also suspected — Det. Insp. Roseveare was last seen clinging to those notes and we haven't seen him since. Most unfortunate. I wonder if you could send down some of your men?' 'Certainly — I'll send my best men... how about Insp. Robinson and his men?'

'Who are they?'

'Oh...Senior Sergeants Ward and Henderson, Sergeants Haggart, Derby, Prendergast, Tree, Hales, Ryall, Klee, Young, Roper, Abernethy, Peck and Senior Const. Tony Robinson. All good people. I'll keep our departmental typist (Janet Murphy) up here just in case anything crops up. O.K.?'

'Oh yes. Had any promotions lately?'

'Yes. We promoted young Robinson from Const. to Senior Const.'.

'Oh'

'Prendergast's a photographer and a PR man and Haggart's a PR woman.'

'Good. Come on then.'

The mind boggles, in fact, the mind biggies.

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