Hallejuahas for Hunter

I am jolly distressed over the situation regarding the Hunter Building. When I pass the bricked ivied castle, as I often stroll past it, I immediately entertain lucid visions of Hunter as a church building. And as a devout Christian I know what the real significance of that is. Hunter conjures up a vision of a church, of Christianity and virtue itself and all that is good in society. This correlation comes easy to many and so when you regard Hunter as the most sacred edifice, the most pure centre of sacrificed offerings to our most powerful and wonderously transcendental God then you will see as I do that to annihilate the Hunter Building is to lay waste to the beauty of religion, to God and love, to Christianity and well almost to life itself. I most vehemently suggest that members of the clique employed for Hunter's proposed sad downfall, or those who facile pre-eminent concern is earthquake risks, that they should feel the blazing wrath of God and may blazes of divine lightening and the spear of Satan himself find a resting place in their jockstraps.

Another thing to, is that I'm really pissed off with the wankers who are trying to pass off that crap in the cafe as food.

John W. Bitchener