Powerful Stuff

That food they cook up in the Cafe sure must be mighty powerful stuff, for I find the lower floors of the Student Union Building have a permanent stench of stale stew about them. Perhaps the all-powerful Student Executive should indulge a little time and money into a dendorisation programme. I have not yet had the pleasure of tasting the lunchtime cuisine around here, but if it's as bad as the stench it leaves, I reckon I'll just stick to Mommy's garlic and onion sandwiches, as usual for lunch.