A soggy stale of affairs

I would like to complain in the strongest possible terms about the wastefulness in the Union Building conveniences. Why can't we dry our hands on proper cloth from towel dis-pensers likes of which are found in buildings such as Kirk. It lakes about half a dozen papers to dry a wet pair of hands whereas with a towel dispenser one pull will do the trick and no wastage occurs as the towels are washed and sterilised etc and used again. If nothing is done about this sorry State of affairs within the next four weeks my cronies and I by dubious means will foreibly open the paper dispensers and re-place the used papers so that in a few days there will be a soggy mass pulp in them. Please give this your serious consideration.