Never mind, Dianne

Congratulations on your super centre-page thing. Your phraseology was unspeakably "with-it". I guess it took you all of half an hour to amass that amount of negative generalisations.

Never mind luv, in a couple of years from now, with two kids and a "gloriously successful young man" "behind" you, there won't be much time for the coining and collecting of such trendy rubbish.