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Salient. Victoria University Student Newspaper. Volume 36, Number 24. 26th September 1973

The Owl, not the Knife is Twisted

page 14

The Owl, not the Knife is Twisted

Dear Sir,

May I reply to your correspondent Mr Owl.

Mr Owl claims he is in possession of a bloody big knife with its blade in my person. Perhaps he is unaware that his eyesight is best suited for night work, and that his knife has a very dull edge, and his venom directed at Alick Shaw does nothing more than reveal a twisted mind.

Just for the record, I might add that the Hutt Valley High School Old Boys Association pointedly ignored my application for membership, that Alick Shaw has no right friends to my knowledge, and that Stephen Chan comes from the north not the south.

Generally liaising

Dave Cunningham

P.S. I'm in no way related to Joanne Cunningham, Isa Cunningham, General Cunningham, Admiral Cunningham, or Sir Allanby Bowater-Cunningham