Geordie: Geordie (EMI EMC-3001)

Reviewed by Richard Best.

Geordie rock like a 46" tit, they play worse than Slade and I love 'em. They're English natch (when did you ever hear a raw American band) and they boogie through 11 tunes with slammed guitar chords, no finesse whatever and some real Dastard Noize.

Five stars lor insolence cos there's nothing new here, it'll insult Gordon Campbell and it's draught beer yah-hoo clamour.

Do ya wanna know how bad it is: me mate can't even get stoned to it!!