Taurus.

Your long lost sailor uncle returns to the family circle. Avoid him at all costs and run away to sea. Alternatively, join the Labour Party, as your prospects of gaining a parliamentary seat are quite high.

If planning suicide, your best hope of not succeeding is on the 22nd of May. Your best bet is to purchase a cockatoo or play plenty of cricket.

You will be discovered by an aristocrat frog tomorrow who, with one kiss, will turn you into a prince/princess.