Capricorn.

People will generally take advantage of you. Beware of contracting venereal disease or Diahorrea.

You will receive a birthday card from Jack Marshall as there is a high chance your birthday will occur between the 11th and 17th of May.

You have a high affinity for certain species of Himalayan bears tomorrow. Keep away from bears. Better still keep away from the Himalayas. Alternatively, wear a bear suit tomorrow.