Although it was very flattering read that your reporter has cristened my little bon mots 'Munzisms', modesty compells me to assure your readers that these Munzisms owe more to your reporter's illiterate inability to understand and reproduce a straight tale than to my own very medicore rhetorical talents. Your-reporter's journalistic incompetence is a walking demonstration of the unsatisfactory nature of our present system of tertiary education.

Peter Munz