Balls

It's a hard job putting on balls successfully but this year's organisers seem to have them firmly in hand and they promise to be swinging. The main one for the average student is the Capping Ball on Friday April 30th. Both top and bottom floors of the U.U.B. will be used. A band will be playing on one floor Joshua's Mobile Discotheque will feature on the other. Don't ask what it is, come and find out. There are reported to be abundant supplies of piss of all varieties: tickets are selling fast.

There are two Grad Balls - Arts on Wednesday May 5th, other faculties on Thursday 6th. Graduates contemplating a last chunder on Union property should buy now as ticket sales are limited.