Blossom on Campus

Labour's ageing veteran and friend of the workers, Sir Frank Kitts, made a rave campus appearance with his chauffeur and Rolls last Wednesday when he reputedly addressed "Forum" on the subject of student accommodation. Frank really wowed the 2,000 students packing the union hall with his appeal for more votes this year in the local-body elections, but luckily the whole proceedings of Forum are permanently in committee, and so we are unable to tell you what he said. Thank you. Sir Frank.