Dr Who?

Dr Charles Andrew was appointed a lecturer in the Sociology Department last week in what was one of the most interesting staff appointments to be made at Victoria in several years.

Dr Andrew took his PhD at Auckland University last year where he attracted considerable attention by pursuing an advanced university course while acting as President of the Sanctions Committee of the Auckland Chapter of the Hell's Angels.

'Cherub Charlie', as Dr Andrew was known to his motor-cycling colleagues in Auckland, has more than substantiated in his private life the principal contention of his Doctoral thesis, Societal Taboos Against The Pre-Teen Sexual Conquest. He narrowly avoided lynching after the Dean of Arts' two daughters, aged 11 and 12, were found to be pregnant. Despite the misunderstanding which ensued, and the destruction of the Dean's North Shore residence by members of an unidentified motor-cycle club, Dr Andrew was able to obtain his degree.