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Salient: Victoria University of Wellington Students' Newspaper. Vol. 32, No. 9. 1969.

What's Wrong With This?

What's Wrong With This?

There once was a monk in Algeria,

Whose morals were totally inferior,

One night just for fun,

He took out a nun.

And now she's a Mother Superior.

"But in the light of my experience I think we are getting better service out of town."

The editor of the Organ Bros, publications, Mr. Ingram, said that the poem was referred to the manager, Mr. Donaldson, who is overseas at the moment.

"He showed strong disapproval", Mr. Ingram said.

He said although he had little knowledge of the difficulties with the union that Mr. Smith had experienced, he agreed that they threatened to declare it "black".

He referred Salient to the Production Manager for that incident but he was not available.

• The "censored" article in Cappicade read:

My first is in roof but not root,

My second is in lump but not in hemp,

My third is in cove but not in love,

My fourth is in kemp but not in demp,

I will always bring you luck,

Read the answer is you're stuck.

Demonstrators at last week's security protest were keep under close scrutiny by several unidentified persons looking through the windows of this suspicious-looking building which appears to accommodate an unlikely function. • Story, P. 3. Photo: Murray Vickers.

Demonstrators at last week's security protest were keep under close scrutiny by several unidentified persons looking through the windows of this suspicious-looking building which appears to accommodate an unlikely function.
• Story, P. 3. Photo: Murray Vickers.