The Bear Came

At 12.31½ p.m. today, the Pooh Club launches an assault upon the sobriety of the University. A picnic lunch at Forum will be left to scour the Bot. Gardens for the North Pole. A petition will be presented to the doorman at Parliament protesting at the removal of subsidies on honey. This will be followed by a gathering at Pigeon Park at 5 p.m. for an anti-Walt Disney demo.