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Salient. Victoria University of Wellington Students' Newspaper. Volume 31, Number 17. July 23, 1968
On the Grapevine
On the Grapevine
Calorie-conscious
Even assuming an ejaculation of 10cc of semen were all fat, this would only be 90 calories.
C'mon
Review of new novel entitled Cocksure described author Mordecai Richler as a "cunning linguist".
Frustrated
Frustrated St Trinians reject who used a Calder mobile as a suitable diagram for period exams. (She passed.)
Go to it
On the Anglican Society grant: a Pettiview. Give them seven loaves and seven fishes and tell them to work from there.
Expensive loss
Lost at party Boundary Road—Saturday 13, 1 shoe. 1 letter (West European) and 2 pages copy for Salient. Reward. Finder ring 70-319 and ask for Bill.
Stumpy
If you enjoyed The War Game you would enjoy On The Beach from that Toolroom man, Nevil Shute.
Voice trouble
While in hospital recently, a prominent politician who had been having trouble with his resonant voice, was examined by doctors who were amazed to find him a medical oddity—a political defect one might say. He is expected to undergo another operation shortly, to disconnect his bowels from his larynx.
Tut, tut
Last Monday Helen Mc-N**** said,"My weak end came to an end with a bang at 4 this morning."