We apologise to Mr F. Levenbach for offence caused by the item concerning him in this column last week, and retract the statement.

Risky

". . . is a proven security agent," said Murray Rowlands at the Labour Club Gager/ Blizard Trial last week.

Seems expatriate Victorians is far south as Dunedin are interested and one has no liking for the Labour Club.

Sorry we can't print the name.

Well done

Mr H. E. Duff Daysh, a Wellington stockbroker and prominent member of the National Party has been appointed to the University Council by the government.

Too far

It is denied that the Labour Club has advised the National Club to dissociate itself from the writings of its president.

Funny

"I'm only trying to rationalize the status quo."—Owen Gager.

Nice

Cost me 5c for a cardboard cup full of diluted orange juice from the coffee bar. Level of liquid was I6/I6th of an inch below the cup rim.

Wrong or right?

Jim Mitchell — "All my articles in Salient depend on their lack of specificity." He has said, before two witnesses, that he would not admit to having made this remark.

Training

It is heard Owen Gager has been training female guerillas in the Botannical Gardens. Little clothing is worn so that progress is not impeded by undergrowth, Its part of a plan being prepared for the occasion of the assassination of student leader Vic Wilcox. Demos by hordes of the lunatic fringe outside offices of Truth N.Z. Ltd.

Penfriends

Salient has been deluged by the names of prospective penfriends from Japan and Pakistan. Any bidders?