Not my boys!

During the National Party Conference in Christchurch, some students decided to make their views apparent by the Age old techniques of the demonstration.

Glancing out the window at the hordes, with an air of suitable shock, one delegate remarked. "I wouldn't let my students do that." Further investigation revealed the maternal speaker to be Bruce Robertson, current president of Otago Studass.

The big farce

Some of this legal aura does become a bit farcical. One court (in America of course) has had to admit to happily, swearing-in witnesses, and all, that, on the hallowed con-tents of leather bound ready, reckoner. It went on for 30 years. Nobody bothered to read it. or even flick the cover.

Swill to win

A Team of newcomers will be defending the horn for Vic at Winter Tourney. It seems that no former competitors are available. Still, Vic drinking depth should prove cap-able of again notching that, most prized trophy of all.

Rebellion in the ranks

The president, secretary, and one committee member of the National Party Club were among the marchers to Parliament when the United States "goodwill" visitors were here. General Maxwell Taylor was unavailable for comment on insubordination among the ranks.

Owie's gone pop

Owen Gager really enjoys his pops, and takes them so seriously. He sat right down and wrote himself a letter. As an applicant for a position in student publishing next year, he wrote to himself as Publications Officer this year. Wonder what it's all about?

A social crime

It Was quite a shocking experience. Toro had a birthday recently, and he kept it quiet.

Asked why he didn't shout the boys, he explained the most suitable place for that sort of thing was at the pub, but he was a little shy to go there at the time as his goatie had not fully grown.

That's right, he's growing it again—says it adds to his sex attraction.

Close prediction

A Prominent member of the Committee on Vietnam predicted there would be 4000 at the Parliament demonstration to greet General Maxwell Tayior. This prediction came 24 hours before the demonstration was due to begin. Not bad going, only an over calculation of about 60 per cent.

jonwiles