Don't rush girls

Acting-President Hugh Rennie is looking for girlsone would have thought he'd got over this by now but it seems not. He says (who'd believe him?) that he wants them to model for a Famous Department Store for four lunch-hours in the first week of the May holidays. "Grand fun for over £9 in pay" he says—but don't be fooled. He thinks this varsity's would-be models are going to rush the Students' Association office and fill out the registration form he's devised. Tough luck, Hugh—you'll have to think of a better line than that.