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Swines

Swines

Swines

Like those Anarchists Who hove an Association (I don't know how they make it consistent) and put on their notice-board naughty words calculated to lower the Esteem, that high, high Steemish Esteem with which the Coffee Bar is held by some me.

(It pays my wages) It looks as if I will have to increase the bribe to the Anarchists to stop them saying naughty things. Or is it (heh, heh) a subtle form of advertising? You'll never know. Unless I tell you. And I won't tell you unless you are a very, very good customer, who buys lots of goodies and swells our deposit slip.

Come in and ask me sometime. Meantime drink lots of coffee, soft drink, eat lots of cheese, biscuits, rolls. We'll be open over exams (as long as I can get staff). And, as this is the last issue of the year have a wonderful wonderful vacation.

Luv,

Manager.