The Clocks are up the Wop

Sir

Though an advocate of originality and non conformity, I feel that I must draw the line where time is concerned.

Why cannot all the clocks, be functioning, i.e., E006. Why cannot all the clocks, both in S.U.B. and the University be adjusted to approximately the same time, instead of being all different.

Hoping that the situation could possibly be remedied.

Yours, C.A.J.