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Salient: Victoria University Students' Paper. Vol. 25, No. 3. 1962.

Sweat v. Perspiration

Sweat v. Perspiration

Sir,—I was delighted to read an article in "Salient" stating that it is "U" to play badminton. My ego has been considerably boosted by this marvellous discovery.

I shall alter the rules of the club according to its new status.

1.No one shall run, or stretch, for a shuttle which is out of reach. (Demonstration of physical prowess in mixed company is non-Uish).
2.No sweating, only perspiring, is allowed.
3.No shorts permitted. Ladies please wear dresses, men trousers.

Finally, I wish to express my sincere thanks to the misinformed coot who gave our "glamour club" such an enlightened advertisement.—I am, etc.,

U. Ish.