Hoo-Hah !

During the past year I have found Salient entirely to my satisfaction. I am impressed by the originality of your (female) correspondents in classifying the sloppy sentiment they dredge out as short stories. Further, I derive almost as much pleasure from your (male) correspondents' obscene revelations of the banal aspects of student life as I do from a too-long-opened bottle of beer. In conclusion, may I suggest that you reject any article of literary merit that you occasionally do find space to publish in the interests of uniformity of standard.