Vermin Trouble ?

I'm half-way through my degree, trying to get five subjects.

I have perfect board, handy to Varsity, room to work or entertain. on a quiet street, and I only pay £4.

In fact, it's almost paradise. The almost is because of the landlady's three teenage daughters, who keep pestering me. Just because they always wanted a brother I'm expected to make conversation all afternoon, listen to their rock records, criticise their hair styles and clothes for them. Last Tuesday I was doing an assignment in between stirring a custard on the stove and hearing the poetry the youngest had to learn for school.

Not only is all my time taken up with all this brotherliness, but my fiancee back home has heard that there is an 18-year-old in the household and she doesn't like it.

What would you do?

—Dilemmad.

Dilemmad: Move.

Henry.