Yes, you too can learn how to become a madman of the 64 squares —go on, admit that you didn't know that a chessboard has 64 squares—just send £2/10/- in cash to … Seriously, though, the masterminds of the V.U.W. Chess Club decided that it was about time that the rest of the University realised that we actually exist. So, at the risk of being told that we are sticking our necks out, blowing our own trumpets, and being generally egocentric—alright, we admit it, since we have been told this many times already—we are about to give ourselves some much-needed and morale-lifting publicity. After all, we have no prospect of anyone else doing it for us.