Clothes

Why do students persist in wearing clothes? It just shows how illogical everybody is ... groaning about the cost of books, fees, chewing gum, comics . . . and wasting money on clothes. Sir, there is only one occasion when wearing clothes is desirable: when one is taking a bath. But do we do this? No! Instead we get wet and then have to dry ourselves. Sir, simply wearing a raincoat and thighboots in the bath keeps one comfortably dry. After the both ... no drying—just slip off your clothes and you're ready for going out.

Anyway, Sir, I know a lot of students who don't mind taking their clothes off. We needn't rush it ... just start with a few little things till they get used to it.