Genius Wanted

If you can tell the funny from the smutty,
If you can enjoy yourself and keep the religious happy.
If you can avoid offending city fathers
And still please their wives and daughters,
If you can write, edit and organise,
Look at others' material and plagiarise.
Then you can be editor of Cappicade, 1960, my son.

Applications will be Received in Exec Room.