Fundamentals

Chemical analysis of women, recently published in a scientific journal.

"Thought to be a member of the human race. Accepted at 120 lb. though known isotopes vary from 80 lb. to 250 lb. Seldom found in natural state. Surface usually coated with a solution of paint. Low boiling temperature and freezing point varies. Is highly explosive and dangerous except in qualified hands. Extremely active when in vicinity of opposite member of species. Chiefly ornamental, probably the most powerful seducing agent known. It is illegal to own more than one specimen although a certain amount of exchange is permissible."