To a Certain Student

(But of course not referring to anybody in particular.)

A certain student called_____
Should note the following advice;
If you shave off your beard,
You'll look much less weird,
And perhaps be considered quite nice.
You'll note it is not my intention
To give your name full mention,
But I think you'll agree,
There can only be,
One beard so lacking attention.
Your long hair is at sixes and sevens,
Your old clothes make people say heavens,
He hasn't had a shave,
He must live in a cave,
Must that dirty young man, Mr.______