Freshers Welcome

Salient's reporter went to Fresher's welcome and now reflects sadly on the days of youth. True there were notices (liar; laugh now;); speeches (executions and espirit de corpish); a haka party (with makeup); a bed with a naughty idea in it and dancing. Affairs were dampened by a coot with a hose But no sign of beer, no sign of a cemetery sortie, no kiss, no cuddle.

But they looked awfully sweet.—Z