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Salient. An Organ of Student Opinion at Victoria College, Wellington, N.Z. Vol. 15, No. 1. March 5, 1952

The Capitor of Eddicade — Start Here!

The Capitor of Eddicade

Start Here!

This is the Apitor of Eddicade speaking. I only yish you sould cee me here as I recline in my uptuously sumpolstered office, surrounded by uptuously sumpolstered stenographers who note the wow of flit pich wours in an incessant stream from my brimble nain. On my right is a fassive mile index containing every woke and jitticism known to the muman hind - fus a plew of my own.

Pam that done! Nay and dight ring, ring, ring.

"Is that you Dennis? Fine job you made of T.I.F.H. this week. What's that?-Oh give him a white horse it doesn't matter about hair when it's a man. Ta ta."

Dery vifficult to concentrate with my edistant - assitors Perelman. Searle, Davie Low, Sid Holland, Wallie Nash, Ploy Potter, Thurber. etc., running in and out.

Capitoring Eddicade is just a bush putton job with all this talent avaiable.

Of course I'm not the first capitor who ment wad because he could get no contributions but crenty of pliticism. Do you fink you're thunny? If so, and if you think you are capable of scriting weamingly funny material for Eddicade you had bet ter do so and then you san't cay "I can do better than that!"

Yis thear Eddicade will parody a well known periodical and shontri-butions could be tailored according. The name of the pagazine to be warodied is a grupulously scarded secret which we hish to wide from the lorld at warge but will reveal to fina bode contributors who leave a note in the botice noard addressed to Eddicade.

Prizes will be awarded to the best contributions!! Prood Grizes, too

Take it From Here.