Statistics

In one hour this week 107 men used the men's washroom. Multiply 107 by 12 (Varsity is used 12 hours a day)—and you get 1284. Divide by 3, and the answer is 428. Therefore 423 use each towel. Startling, isn't it? Now there are sufficient basins, etc. (etc., etc.)—why not sufficient towels? The matter has been referred to Exec, and they have done nothing. Presumably they haven't been to the washroom recently. But this is a democratic institution—let those who want to be clean (peculiar though it may be) BE clean.

How about it?