Wine, Women And . . .

Rumour is a lying Jade, but the fickle lady hath it that a certain Very Important and Highly Respected Officer of the Students' Association Executive with whom she was languidly sucking at cups of coffee in a well known Hobohemian eating house, when she timidly offered him a Sobranie, turned up his nose and announced sanctimoniously that he did not "smoke, drink or chase fast women." "But,——, I've seen you doing both the lest two at once." At [unclear: the] the V.I. and H.R.O. staggered to his feet, clapped his hands viciously in the air, and in his best Punket Medal Manner shouted "Bah!"

The other coffee-suckers did not notice. We told you it was a Hobohemian Eating House.