Wanted a Brain

"I always think that you should get as much education as possible, and a University education is delightful, isn't it? It helps to improve your brain, if you've got one, and helps you to get a brain if you haven't got one. I think it's beautiful. You learn to take the rough with the smooth, and it is so nice—the social side, I mean—laughing and playing together. It must help a girl to become a good housewife."

"Thank you Very much, Aunt Daisy. I know our 'Varsity girls will be very interested to hear your opinion."

"I say, do let me see this before you put it in, will you? Some of the newspapers print the most awful [unclear: nonsfcje]—I'm sure I didn't say half of it."

"Certainly, Aunt Daisy. Goodbye".

"Goodbye".