That It Is Time That Men Were Admitted To The University

Aff.: Miss Taylor. Neg.: Mr. Monaghan.

Miss Taylor claimed that she had yet to meet a real man at the University. (Interjection: "Massive vassals!") What was a girl to do? (Interjections ad infinitum).

Mr. Monaghan thought the subject had been treated with too much levity. He meditated on the whole great scheme of things, and after a lengthy process of logical analysis, concluded that man was "an animal with a reason for a reason."