Freshers' Welcome

Friday the 12th saw the Green Barn bulging and sagging under the onslaught of a mass of humanity seeking amusement at the Freshers' Welcome. It is estimated that at least half the patrons celebrating the occasion sought out their diversions within the hall itself.

By midnight the mob had dispersed sufficiently to allow the diehards to dance in comfort. Judging by the expressions on the faces of [unclear: the] participants, most of them thoroughly enjoyed this first official VUC social function.