Salient. An Organ of Student Opinion at Victoria College, Wellington, N.Z. Vol. 8, No. 12. September 19, 1945
Henpecked Joe Thompson called in the other day with both eyes very black and swollen.
"Looks like the effect of inflamed cysts caused by pressure of the brain on the ball of the foot," I said.
"Wrong," he grumbled, "it's the effect of an inflamed wife caused by pressure of the hand on the housemaid's knee."