—a lying jade

The fickle lady hath it that a zealous young co-ed, exams being close, was studiously engrossed in a book whilst walking home, when she was overtaken by Mr. Miller, our Librarian. He told her in reproving tones that the two surest methods of ruining the eyesight were reading in the street and reading in bed. In our opinion an even more certain way would be attempting to read in the college library.