Christianity

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The Reverend Newell proposed with manly emotion. Respect for his cloth was shown. Miss Craig seconded with feminine logic. A daily dipper. Mr. Chapman-Taylor opposed heatedly on syphilitic and illegitimate grounds. An axe to grind? Mr. Mitchell seconded. A case of night starvation. Mr. Nathan trumpeted. As amusing as ever. Mr. Bowyer believed. Most plausibly. Miss Hutchison revivalised. On barren ground. Bible classes droned. Unintelligibly. Rationalists were irrational. Naturally, The meeting then motioned, the judge judged, and the Holy Family got all the chocolate biscuits. As usual.

"Tally-ho!"