Salient. An Organ of Student Opinion at Victoria College, Wellington, N.Z. Vol. 2, No. 13 July 5, 1939
Definitions
Definitions
Socialism.—You have two cows. You give one to your neighbour.
Communism.—You have two cows. You give both to the government. The government gives you the milk.
Fascism.—You have two cows. You give the milk to the government. The government sells part of it back to you.
Nazism.—You have two cows. The government shoots you and takes both.
New Deal.—The government shoots one, milks the other, and pours the milk down the drain.
Capitalism.—You sell one cow, and buy a bull.