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Salient. An Organ of Student Opinion at Victoria College, Wellington, N.Z. Vol. 2, No. 12. June 28, 1939
[Joke about a woman returning to Ulster]
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An old woman at the Ulster frontier was asked if she had anything to declare. No, nothing at all. But what was in the bottle? Oh, only holy water from Lourdes. The customs officer pulled the cork. "Whisky it is," said he. "Glory be to God!" cried the offender. "A miracle!"