The Handy Man.

Two navvies settled down to eat their dinner. One began unwrapping a large parcel at which the other stared in surprise.

“Wot's that?” he asked.

“Well, it's like this. My missus is away, so I thought as I'd make myself a pie.”

“Bit long, ain't it?”

“Oh, I dunno, it's rhubarb.”

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