Keeping An Eye On Expenditure.

The wife had been put on the budget plan. At the end of each month she and her husband would go over the accounts together. Every once in a while he would find an item “L.O.K., 3s.“, and a little further on, “L.O.K., 6s.”

Finally, he said: “My dear, what is this—'L.O.K.'?”

“Lord Only Knows,” she replied.

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