The New Zealand Railways Magazine, Volume 13, Issue 1 (April 1, 1938.)
Two for One Price
Two for One Price.
Sandy (being shaved, at the village hairdresser's): “Just ance o'er the face, Rab.”
Rab: “But, why, Sandy? Ye ken, I aye put the razor o'er twice.”
Sandy: “Ay, ay, Rab—that's aricht. I'll come back an’ get ye tae dae it the second time at the end o’ the week.”
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