Teaching a Husband.

A woman had not been feeling at all well. She decided at last to consult a specialist. “You are just a little run down, madam,” pronounced the great man, after making a careful examination. “You need frequent baths and plenty of fresh air. I would also advise you to dress in the coolest, most comfortable clothes. Remember, nothing formal.

The woman returned home.

“Well, dear,” asked her husband, “what was the specialist's opinion?”

“He said that I must go to the seaside, do a lot of motoring, and get some new dresses.” she replied.

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