The Film World.

She was an ardent film fan, and used to drive her long-suffering husband nearly frantic by insisting on reading out snippets from the papers about her favourite “stars.”

One day, after reading about six of these bits of information aloud, she went on: “I see here that there is a Hollywood film star who has never been divorced.”

“Really?” answered the bored husband. “Who is it—Shirley Temple?”